This is a good clean joke from a good clean friend, a missionary friend for decades.
A father of five young children won a toy at a raffle.
Back home, he called his kids together to let them
determine which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks
back to Mother? Who does everything she says?"
After no more than a moment of thought, five small
voices answered in unison: "You, Daddy!"